HAIRY ISSUESYesterday, at night, when i was going back home, I saw something unexpected.
I was happily walking back home on my usual route from the lrt station and was talking on the phone to ruth about our plans with the usual gang for the next day, sunday (today).
About 1 meter away, i looked up, and i saw a man
1)upper body naked
2)lower body - pants at his knees
3)penis exposed
4)penis erected
5) hairy bush
and i was like "omg!! there is a naked man ruth!! naked!! there is a naked man ruth!! naked!!!!"
and i bet it was damn loud enough for the naked man to hear cause my estate can be pretty quiet.
ruth was like, "huh! naked?! are u sure!!"
"yes!!! so hairy!!!!!!!!!!!"
and i u-turned around back and walked a gigantic circle around the block of flats just to get home.
i was so freaked out since yesterday that when i came home today, i took the gigantic circle back home again.
where the man popped out was from a secluded CORNER on the ground floor. usually the new flats has those "mini" balconies at the master bedrooms for the aircon and those "mini" balconies faced the kitchen service balconies. so it creates a small hiding space.
he just stepped out with his pants to his knees!!!!!!!!
omg.
the moment i reached home, i called my mum. she laughed like mad on the phone.
and i called my ex-colleague who stays like next to that block i saw the naked dude.
and we laughed like mad and she thought the guy was at her block.
somewhere our convos was misscommunicated till she went, "WHAT!! YOU SAW HIM SNIFFING MY UNDIES?!?!" (as she lives on the ground floor.)
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