I saw this in friendstercorny shitLove Survey:You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY!!
YA WHATEVER
[01] Are you currently in a relationship? YES WITH GOD (HAR HAR SUCHA A HOLY RESPONSE!)
[02] Have you ever been given a rose...YES AND I BROKE IT IN HALF AND STUFFED IT IN MY BAG TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT OF BEING SEEN WALKING AROUND WITH A ROSE.
[03] What is your all-time favorite romance movie?.DEFINATELY NOT THE NOTEBOOK. SO CLICHE. IT HAS TO BE SPIDERMAN 3. HA
OKAY LA,
A WALK TO REMEMBER.
CRIED LIKE FUCK WHENEVER IT WAS THE PART WHEN MANDY TOLD SHANE SHE WAS SICK.
[04 ] There's no number 4 question...??
WHAT THE FARK
[05] Do you believe that everyone has a soul mate ?
YES AND HE/SHE WILL LOOK LIKE YOU!
SO ADORABLE! BOTH OF YOU WILL LOOK LIKE SIBLINGS!
[06] What's your current problem?
I NEED TO CHECK INTO A CLINIC TO HELP MY DEPRESSION.
[07] Have you ever had your heartbroken?
WHO HASN'T
[08] Your thoughts of online or long distance relationships
ONLINE:
1. TRUST THE PERSON IS NOT IN PUNGGOL WHEN HE SAYS HE IS IN AMERICA.
2. TRUST THE PERSON WHEN HE SAYS HE LOVES YOU AND ITS NOT JUST A BUNCH OF WORDS TYPED.
3. TRUST THAT HE IS NOT A ONE EYED FREAK OR IS AN INMATE AT ALCATRAZ
4. TRUST TRUST TRUST. HAVE A BAG LOAD OF IT.
LONG DISTANCE:
1. TRUST TRUST TRUST TRUST
2. BE PATIENT THAT BOTH OF YOU CAN ONLY SEE EACH OTHER ONCE IN A WHILE. IT BE WORTH IT AT THE END.
[09] Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend?
FOR THIS Q, THE 'FRIEND' THING IS OBVIOUSLY ASKING ABOUT THE MALE GENDER. SHALL ACT BLUR.
HAVE I EVER SEEN A FEMALE FRIEND MORE THAN A FRIEND? NO!
[10] The person your with right now, do you want to spend your life with?
THIS QUESTION IS PERFECT FOR ERIN YZELMAN.
[11] How many kids do you want to have?
TWO. TWINS.
KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE= GET TWO KIDS WITHIN A PERIOD OF NINE MONTHS = ONE TIME LABOUR.
[12] What is/are & your favorite colors?
YOU SPELT COLOUR WRONGLY. UK SPELLING PLEASE.
BTW, ITS LIGHT PURPLE, DARK PURPLE, LAVENDAR, LILAC.
PURPLE.
[13] Who are your celebrity crush?
ELVIS PRESLEY.
ITS JAKE GYLENHALL OKAY. (however you spell his surname)
[14] Do you believe you truly only love once??
NO?!
[15] Imagine you're 79 & your spouse just died, would you get re-married?
INTERESTING Q
1. I CANT IMAGINE BEING 79 CAUSE I PLAN TO DIE EARLY WHICH I DOUBT WILL HAPPEN.
2. I WILL KICK MY SPOUSE CORPSE CAUSE HE SUPPOSE TO DIE AFTER ME
3. RE-MARRIED!?!? TO WHO?!?!?! AN EQUALLY SICK DUDE ON LIFE SUPPORT???
MEANS AS I WALK DOWN THE AISLE FOR THE SECOND TIME, MY OXYGEN TANK IS ROLLING BEHIND ME.
[16] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
FIFTEEN
[17] What song do u want to be played at your wedding?
BACKSTREET'S BACK BY THE BACKSTREET BOYS
I SHALL WARN MY GUESTS IN ADVANCE THAT THEY ALL HAVE TO DO THE DANCE.
[18 ] Do you like anyone?
YA. IF I DONT LIKE ANYONE, THEN IM FRIENDLESS :(
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