Monday, 17 March 2008
Everyone has different point of views.
How you may see a situation doesnt mean another person see's it the same like you.

As I have no idea where the heck I am after an event, I would just take a cab back home or office.
& I absolutely hate paying for peak surcharge.
its like paying for midnight surcharge with the evening sun shining and busses driving alongside your cab.
I would only pay surcharge IF its midnight and a cab is my only form of transport home.

So after 5pm, the surcharge will be on and if i am not wrong, the ERP too.
i boarded the cab somewhere at tiong bahru and it was 4.50pm.

10 mins to get home without being cheated in the daylight.

4.58pm I was on the expressway and spotted an ERP ahead.
the cab driver suddenly slowed down thinking he could slowly get there and charge me more for ERP....?
"uncle, can go faster"
no sound from him as he sped up (like so bo pian lor attitude)
YES!!! BEAT THE TWO ERPS!! was my typical singaporean mind.
but my trip home was still about 20 dollars!!!!! daylight robbery!!!

anyway, a song about the

E.
R.
P



my fave parts when its being sung are bolded :)
totally nothing better else to do as i already barely have a life now.

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio Go
to city many gantry
Can't afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, only Lorong
Not Expressway also tio!
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

Many many taxes danglin
ERP now is randomin
Keep your speed 'bove 45
Or everybody Cashcard won't survive!
Suka suka ERP on
Happy happy gantry can born
16 new ways to gope your lui
See already want to pui!
Gahmen say take MRT
Cos car is only luxury
Build the road for Fellari
Normal car will up lorry Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
No million dollars you Lan Lan
CTE is the place to be Singapore road for VIP

I wonder if you know, How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Reach work early, at 5.30
Spend three hours drink teh-o
Can't be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)
I wonder if you know,
Where the gantry never grow
Where the lorry Never worry Travel freely where you go

Pulau Bukom! (Don't have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

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FEMME


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