I was outside the bank with the intention of changing my card. But when I saw the line, i lost my cool and just exclaimed angrily to my mother "That's the line?!?! forget it. they will just waste my time! the staff here is lousy"
first of all, the staff is not lousy. I don't even know if they are lousy since I avoid the banks. I just said it out of anger.
Banks require you to wait a thousand years and it tortures you to hear people who don't understand shit from the bank teller. Then you know that that counter wont be moving any time soon neither will the line. It makes my heart a ticking time bomb.
Next, people who act concerned.
you don't even know if there is a motive behind this fake few second feelings for you.
"what happened? tell me. its good to say it out"
"if i tell you, you tell me about what happened between you and ______ first"
-no response-
RITE. so obviously, you just wanted to dig out some info on me first rite?
i ain't dumb cause I too played such games.
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have you ever thought about your options on what to do with your dead body?
like
I always wondered rite, what if you request to be burnt. then while in the inferno thingy, you suddenly wake up from the dead and then you are screaming your guts out while your toes starts to get some 3rd degree burn or smt? HAH.
how about if you get buried. while the gravedigger guys are throwing soil over your coffin and you suddenly wake up to find out you are 6 feet underground. you cant open the coffin cause tonnes of soil is on top weighing you down. then you start to scream and scratch the box and eventually will still die.
waking up alive and getting burnt is less painful but more scary to die again. :S
you can forget about throwing my ashes into the sea cause i believe that my "soul" or "body" will be scattered around dirty water and I cant even rise up to the sky. Which leaves me the only choice of haunting my friends and driving them to woodbridge.
why i mentioned 'waking up suddenly' after being pronounced dead cause i remember i was traumatised when I read an article in the papers years back about this old man who woke up suddenly during his own wake. when he suddenly GOT UP, his relatives dashed out the doors.
HAHAHA.
i dont know if i should laugh or not cause it IS kinda funny when you imagine it.
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