lets just say what i am about to type for a couple of lines will be...pathetic
Its Thursday and April could not wait to meet her boyfriend she just saw 5 hours ago.
the doorbell rings and she jumps to her feet and runs to the door to find her boyfriend, paul standing there.
"honey, lets have sex!" Paul demands
"OKAY HONEY SURE!!" April exclaims and runs to the bed and gets ready to seduce him in her ugliest underwear.
after sex, paul demands April to rub his feet.
"OKAY SURE HONEY!" is yet again April's response.
"oi loser, after you're done, run to the store to get for me 1 cereal box, 2 low fat white milk, 3 beer cans, 5 dvds, 8 shirts 3 in M and 5 in L, 4 shampoo bottles, 1 mcspisy meal and ohh while you're at it, bank in my cheque ok and call my mistress to come over"
"YES HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
when April returns home, she spends the remaining hours of her time with Paul by her side. literally.
when he went to the toilet, she will wait outside the door.
when he made dinner, she stood 1cm next to him and was repeatedly jabbed in the ribs but she didn't care.
when they ate their lunch and dinner, she sat on his lap.
when he watched their 5 dvds, she sat there staring at him, distracted by his beautiful acne.
when he went to the shop below her block, she followed him too closely and shot fireball stares at women who glanced at him.
and when they are apart for 5 hours max, she tattoos PAUL and the blueprints of his whereabouts daily on her skin with a ballpoint pen.
and the day repeats to April's joy.
needy loser.
its exaggerated obviously.
but you get the whole idea right?
lets just say I don't know how some couples can spend 112 hours together.
how did i derive at 112 hours?
24hrs x 7 days a week = 168 hours in a week
8 hours of sleep x 7 days a week = 56 average sleeping hours
168-56= 112 hours stuck together!
lets just say its approximately 112 hours MAX.
freak.
I only see my boyfriend once a week or maybe twice.
and its less than 8 hours together.
cause 21 hours of his time is taken up by soccer
and the rest is by school.
anorexia has become their number one priority instead of saving you.
HAHA.
all competing for mine and bee lian XS uni.
JK.
N............O............T.
anyway back to the point!
I dont know how some do it but they only hang out with the loved ones.
how boring is that?
you may say "i hang out with other ppl too"
but im like ya rite. hello i see your hunnypie sugar bunch in the midst of your circle while you "hang out with other ppl"
bleah.
please don't hesitate to give me a call for my sewing services.
i specialise in sewing to hips n heads.
first caller gets 7.5% discount.
i let you choose the colours of your thread too.
every month i can change the colour too if you get sick of it.
its like orthodontics.
if you want to permanently remove yourself, please cry elsewhere.
i told you so.
who is the one suffering?
the person with the most holes.
hehh.
lian & xiu lets not spill the beans since we had a conference on it yesterday.
haha.
im not mean.
its just i dont get it.
the less you see the more better isnt it?
in a way.
n the less dogish you are, the more stronger and independent you will be.
if you're not happy at what i wrote, WHY ARE YOU?
UNLESS U YOURSELF are in such a situation right?
hmmm, feeling guilty about it?
insecure?
boo hoo.
and if you're laughing, good good! :D
everyone is entitled to their own opinion and imagination.
not happy, go fuck your bf.
i bet it will cheer u up.
see lah, having sex also means JOINED in a way rite!
alamak, wtf.
leave he or she alone for a second please.
:)
